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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.