Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first rat says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second rat says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to play with my cat."
The first rat says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second rat says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to play with my cat."
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