Monday, January 21, 2008

McDo's and Dont's

The funny clown, Ronald, is showing us what to do in case you got fed up eating his burger and fries. Make a errrm... disguise, crossover to the next street, and find King!

Friday, January 11, 2008

The King's Daughter

Once upon a time, there lived a king. He had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. Metal, wood, plastic - anything. Because of this, men were afraid. Nobody would dare marry her. The king was in despair. What could he do to help his daughter?

One day, the king consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told him, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

They were M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (What were you thinking?)

Thursday, January 3, 2008

A Tale of Sandwiches

Two officemates arrived at a pub and ordered a couple of drinks. Then they took sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry manager approached them and said, "Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The two looked at each other, shrugged, and exchanged sandwiches.