Monday, December 28, 2009

Water Prank

Say cheese!

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Knock out!

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Old Men and Women

Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads.

Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?
A: She should tell him she's with child.

Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.

Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon.

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?
A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.

Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?
A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Nice Landing

Relax and take a plunge.

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Happy Pilots

Just enjoying their flight...

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Bee for Beard

That's "bee" for beard...

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World's Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Love It

Lickin' and lovin' it...

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Say cheese!

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Bride and Groom

Bride: Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?

Groom: OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Bride: Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.

Groom: Then we will have to re-imprison him.

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile.

Bride: Honey, the prisoner is out again!

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

Bride: Honey, the prisoner escaped again.

Groom: Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Bully Baby

Got the message?

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Tender loving care...

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

For the Love of Tennis

Happy she is.

Half the Price

Buy now at 50% discount!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Sumo Style

New sumo trick...

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On the (Soft) Spot

That hurts!

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Friday, July 31, 2009

Hot Surfing the Net

This laptop comes with the latest model of mouse.

Nut is Hot

Why nut?...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Dive of Your Life

Take the plunge.

Funny dive

Finding Nemo

Already found Nemo...

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Watch and Ride

Ride and get a free watch.

Barbie with Baby

Barbie's latest model comes with baby inside...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Fright Cat

Talk about camouflage...

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The Door

Sliding door is safer, right?...

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Thirsty Baby

Poor baby... Gone thirsty...

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Cat in a Nap

Kitty in a deep sleep...

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swim Like 'Phin

Dolphin-style swimming...

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An Eye for Popeye

Popeye at the prime of his life...

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Wedding Invitation

Come and have fun...

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Shop 'Til You Drop

Caution: Don't play with shopping carts!

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

The Toilet

Well, you'd rather hold it...

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Japanese Idol

Come and get some!...

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Grip the Balls

Looks like it hurts...

Funny Sports

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Company for Kids

What the heck?!...

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Beware of Falling Cows


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Monday, March 30, 2009

Hitchin' A Ride

The best ride of his life!

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Field Trip

Hey, who organized this one?!

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Funny Bed

For singles out there, this bed's a must!

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Riddles and Kids

Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.

Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.

Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied

Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ride With Me

Wanna take you for a ride. Hop in!

Failed Jump

"I was supposed to jump!"

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Customer Service

Suggestions, any one?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Bride and the Dress

Just a little bit lower, lower...

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High Five

"High five, dude!"

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Hit it!

It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a bat!

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Quench Your Thirst

What a thirst-quenching beverage!

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