Monday, December 28, 2009

Water Prank

Say cheese!

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Knock out!

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Old Men and Women

Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads.

Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?
A: She should tell him she's with child.

Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.

Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon.

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?
A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.

Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?
A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Nice Landing

Relax and take a plunge.

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Happy Pilots

Just enjoying their flight...

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