Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Love It

Lickin' and lovin' it...

funny dog


Say cheese!

funny animal picture

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Bride and Groom

Bride: Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?

Groom: OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Bride: Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.

Groom: Then we will have to re-imprison him.

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile.

Bride: Honey, the prisoner is out again!

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

Bride: Honey, the prisoner escaped again.

Groom: Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!