Lickin' and lovin' it...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Bride and Groom
Bride: Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?
Groom: OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Bride: Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.
Groom: Then we will have to re-imprison him.
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile.
Bride: Honey, the prisoner is out again!
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
Bride: Honey, the prisoner escaped again.
Groom: Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
Groom: OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Bride: Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.
Groom: Then we will have to re-imprison him.
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile.
Bride: Honey, the prisoner is out again!
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
Bride: Honey, the prisoner escaped again.
Groom: Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
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