Three nuns were in the church. Two were crying and one was laughing. The priest walked up to first nun.
Priest: Why are you crying?
Nun 1: I stole a car.
Priest: Go drink from the holy water.
The first nun ran immediately to have a drink. The priest went up to the second nun.
Priest: Why are you crying?
Nun 2: I killed someone.
Priest: Go drink from the holy water.
The second nun also ran to have a drink. The priest then went to the third nun.
Priest: Why are you laughing?
Nun 3: I peed in the holy water!
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Fun with Nuns
Posted by regina at 1:30 PM
Labels: Funny Short Stories
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