Thursday, December 6, 2007

Fun with Nuns

Three nuns were in the church. Two were crying and one was laughing. The priest walked up to first nun.

Priest: Why are you crying?
Nun 1: I stole a car.
Priest: Go drink from the holy water.

The first nun ran immediately to have a drink. The priest went up to the second nun.

Priest: Why are you crying?
Nun 2: I killed someone.
Priest: Go drink from the holy water.

The second nun also ran to have a drink. The priest then went to the third nun.

Priest: Why are you laughing?
Nun 3: I peed in the holy water!

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