Friday, August 8, 2008

Two Guys and a Bear

Two buddies were camping in the woods together, sharing a tent. One morning they heard rustling outside the tent. It was then followed by a loud growl. They looked out and sure enough, it was a huge brown bear looking for food.

The first guy immediately started throwing on his clothes and running shoes. The second guy looked with astonishment.

Guy 2: What are you going to do?

Guy 1: RUN!

Guy 2: You can't outrun a bear.

Guy 1: I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you!

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