The mother of a 16-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried that her girl might become pregnant, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop them would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother talked about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Jean!"