Friday, April 9, 2010

Funny Short Jokes

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

A horse goes into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other, "It's hot in here."
The other one replies, "Oh no... It's a talking muffin!"

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

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